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60 “Would You Rather?”s That Will Destroy You Forever

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In the event you’ve ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are incredibly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You begin by presenting a dilemma of two equally horrifying-seeming (or sometimes equally enticing alternatives to the other player.

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. Once they decide the things that they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to pick the things that they believe to be the best of two horrific scenarios.

The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little bit of originality. But it is just as entertaining as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and occasionally X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.

For a little inspiration, here are a few would you rather questions that may be uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.

 

60 “Would You Rather?”s That Will Destroy You Forever

Would you rather attain pounds or be banned from the web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the topic of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather accidentally “like” a two-year-old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their pictures on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capability to see actual ghosts?

Would you rather lose all of the pictures you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you possess?

Would you rather develop friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and the same wages?

Would you rather have the last five pictures on your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering picture you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the following President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your own life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be made to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your skill to give a high five?

Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capability to utilize GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the rest of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather have the capability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that may record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but simply be able to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be made to see your friends just once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?

Would you rather have infinite storage space on your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remainder of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?

Would you rather have the capability to teleport every time you fart or heal any wound by shouting at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?

Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi contending against their points?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate by means of a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment captured in a GIF which goes viral or confront your greatest fear?

Would you rather never have to upgrade your computer or never have to update your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or end crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?